By Dancearts, April 02, 2002
Picture in your mind the best, most eye-crossing, most mouth-puckering orgasm you've ever had in your life. Now multiply it by about 2,000. This will give you an idea about what's in store for you when you pop this grand old dame. Like most ladies, you've got to give it a bit of breathing room. I'd say an hour would do it. Drink this crush too soon and you'll only taste Prince Charles' childhood riding boots. Give her an hour or so and you will Come to Jesus, er, I mean, come to understand why we willingly give exceptionally rude, arrogant, rather smelly people an enormous wad of cash to drink grape juice. This is the real deal, more worthy than many 1st growths at a third the price. Licorice, and the blackest, most velvety, pure fruit you can imagine. Don't be a cheap ass, just buy it.